Conversation with Greta

Greta calling out:  Momma, come here!  My need you.

I enter.

G:  NO!  You not Momma.  You Grandma.

Me:  Well, can I still help you?

G:  No, you not acting like a grandma.

Me:  What do I need to do to act like Grandma?

G:  You need some balloons, a necklace and a blue coat.

{Alrighty!}