Thursday, February 10, 2011

Talkie Doos

Tess: Mom, I think there are some Talkie Doos in our house.

Mom: Oh really? What do Talkie Doos do?
T: They play with little girls.
T: They read books with little girls.
T: Talkie Doos eat people.
M: And we have some in our house?
T: Yeah.
M: Where did you see a Talkie Doo?
T: Like in my closet.
M: Did you say anything to the Talkie Doo?
T: No.
M: Did the Talkie Doo say anything to you?
T: Yeah. Like "Are you going to eat me?"
M: What do Talkie Doos look like?
T: They are pink and purple and brown and white.
M: How big are they?
T: They are like this tall (Tess crouches). And they kind of have big claws to scratch fences and cars.
M: Why do they need to scratch fences and cars?
T: Because they have big claws.
M: Do we need to get rid of these Talkie Doos?
T: Yeah. We need to get a Talkie Doo trap.
M: How does a Talkie Doo trap work?
T: We need to get some of Dad's brothers. Because she is a sister Talkie Doo.
M: How many Talkie Doos do we have in our house?
T: Four!
M: Why are they staying in our house?
T: They are staying until their mother's come and get them when their daddy's stop work to get them.
M: Do you have anything more to tell me about Talkie Doos?
T: No

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